166: If Only the Aussie Male Would Dance!

Guys! What the hell are you thinking
When you stand at the edge and just drink
When the dancing and actions begun
And the girls are all up having fun?

As you stand there downing Dutch courage
What is, the plan in your head?
‘Cos if you think getting drunk’s gonna help
Then you have been sadly misled.

Get up on the dance floor and move
Then see how the girls are attracted
Because a man that can confidently groove
Will always get a good reaction.

Now tell me, what’s with the guy in the middle
Videoing the whole of the dance floor?
Do you watch it late night at home
All alone when you feel that you want more?

Do you realise how seedy you look?
It’s really not very attractive
Get out from behind the camera and talk
That way you might get real action!

Guys, there’s one more thing I have to share
Before I let you go back to the bar
It’s not cool when you say “Hi, I’m drunk!”
That approach isn’t going to get you very far!

If you have to be ‘out of it’ just to talk to me
Then I really don’t want to know
It’s not flattering if you can no longer see me
Before you decide you’re prepared to ‘have a go!’

So guys, listen up, if you like a girl
Please don’t wait, till the end of the night
When you’ve got so much booze on board
That everything’s an excuse for a fight.

Please talk to us while you’re still sober
Maybe take a risk, get up and dance
Do something positive while you’re still capable
You never know, you might be in with a chance!

Lady Satellite