80: You've Got To Laugh!

It’s raining
It’s pouring
This man was boring
I went on a date
But he was late
By the time he arrived I was yawning.

The silly squirt
Bought a new shirt
And forgot to take off the sticker
He looked like a dill
With his front marked XL
It was all I could do not to snigger.

With his foot in a cast
He wasn’t very fast
Well the whole thing just made me laugh
There’s no future here
That’s abundantly clear
I’d rather go out with a giraffe!

Lady Satellite