Sunday 31 May 2015

198: Choose Your Knickers Wisely!


What knickers to wear
for a cycling extravaganza
is an important decision to make.
Too long in the saddle
with the wrong sort of apparel
will leave you lying prostrate;
with your legs open wide
and a fan set on high
and an ice pack ready just in case!

No you daren’t make a mistake
with the undies you take
when perching on that saddle so narrow;
one slip and you’re done for
no sex for a week or more,
so have a care and choose wisely
for goodness sake!

Lady Satellite

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